it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
