It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
