I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
420 ftw
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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