And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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