dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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