you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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