She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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