Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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