If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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