I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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