whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
