I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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