so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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