he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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