the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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