whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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