I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
he laminated a picture of his dick.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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