But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Drake has all the answers
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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