Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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