he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I can't put those talents on a resume
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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