bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Just high enough for therapy.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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