i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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