Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Banned from zoo.
Again?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Randomize
