A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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