Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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