i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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