gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
