puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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