she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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