Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
She said her name was "party"
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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