I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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