We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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