that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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