I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Be still, my beating vagina.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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