and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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