He is an equal opportunity slut.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We had to coat check the pizza.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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