One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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