Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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