i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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