so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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