You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you win again, gameday.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Bring me that man meat
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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