Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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