we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
His nipple licking is glorious
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