on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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