Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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