Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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