ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Everything about him screamed your future.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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