Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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