IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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