Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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