Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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