scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I would ride that face into the sunset
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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