im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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