Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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